Presents

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Wednesday, July 12, 2017

University of Console Heroics: Chapter 19

Tuesday was not normally an active night for the boys of Rho Sigma Gamma house. Which is how Clay and Porter were able to use the hundred and one inch big screen TV in the main living room. They had started an “I’d Steal it” marathon earlier in the afternoon and were now half a pizza and a dozen beers into arguing over which cars they thought were more valuable as the over produced British car show droned on about the latest batch of cars.

The ad for the high priced luxury car finished and Porter leaned forward and grabbed the remote. “Look Clay, as much as I’ve been missing you this semester and everything, you’ve been crashing at the house for the last four days. Don’t you have classes this week?” He asked gently, turning the audio down.

Clay grabbed a now cool slice of pizza and dropped the skinny end into his mouth. “Don’t care.” He decreed with a mouthful of cheese.

Porter put the remote down. “Excuse me? Who are you and what have you done with Clay?” He asked opening another beer.

Clay laid himself out on the couch. “Seriously, I don’t care. C’s get degrees right?” He shoved the rest of his pizza in his mouth.

Porter shook his head. “Look, I’m all about respecting your wishes but is this girl really worth pissing away all the work you did this semester?” He asked. Clay Glared at Porter until Porter threw up his hands. “My bad, forget I ever said anything.” Clay grabbed another slice and a beer from the coffee table. Porter sighed heavily and got up from his chair and went out into the back yard.  Clay listened as the door to the backyard shut. He looked at the slice of pizza in his hand, sighed heavily and set it back in the box and went out to the backyard.

Porter was taking shots at the basketball hoop close to the small swimming pool. The ball rebounded wildly after a shot and Clay picked it up, bouncing it a few times. “I’m sorry, it’s just, a crappy situation.” He held the ball up. “You up for a little one on one?” He asked as he tossed the ball to porter.

Porter caught the ball and bounced it a few times. “First to 11?” He asked.

Clay nodded. “Every point is half a beer.” He said.

Porter shook his head. “You can barely stand up as it is, maybe we should just relax a bit on the drinking.

Clay shook his head. “This coming from the guy who carries a flask with him at all times.”

Porter bounced the ball to Clay. “All right, but when I win, you’re telling me what the hell happened with you this semester. Horse blinders and all.”

The game didn’t last long. Porter scored the first four points in less than a minute. The more he moved the more Clay realized just how drunk he really was. He had stopped the game to finish off his second beer. He put the empty can on the ground, went to smash it flat with his foot and missed completely, lost his balance and fell flat on his back laughing hysterically.

Porter set the ball down and sat next to Clay. “I win.”

Clay nodded. “Just because I can’t stand up right now doesn’t mean you won the game.” Clay waved a hand in Porters face.

Porter held the ball out for Clay to take. “Prove it.”

Clay took the ball and leaned his head back until he could see the basket upside down. He threw the ball which flew wild and went through a window in the house. Clay relaxed and looked up at the sky “Fine, you win.” He said. “Hey what did you mean when you said ‘horse blinders and all?’” He asked.

Porter leaned back on his hands. “It’s the way you get into stuff. When you pledged the fraternity you were 110% in. Everything else fell by the wayside. When you found out that you had to take a psych class two weeks before the semester started you bought the books and started studying like crazy and not just for that class either, You’re life became academics. Then you met this girl and you disappeared, which I can’t blame you, she’s fine. But she became the thing you defined your life by. You hyper focus on whatever you’re doing. Like you got horse blinders on.” He explained.

Clay thought about this for a moment in the silence of the backyard. “I met her in the Library, a few weeks into the semester, but that wasn’t the first time I saw her. I saw her the first day of school and that’s when I, got horse blinders, I guess.” He started. Porter nodded and listened as Clay laid out every detail of his semester.